|The cover of my card|
|The greeting inside|
I always say it's the thought that counts, don't you?
Here's the streaming video of the traditional ceremony of present-giving, in which I am eternally doomed to both joy and disappointment. Be warned that it's 800 MB with c. 6.5 minutes run-time. Sorry about the quietness of the sound - the humour, such as it is, is back-loaded.
Remember: absolutely no-one is making you watch home videos! No homework or future test involved.