Thursday, July 21, 2016

Five advantages of a dead cat

  1. The carpets are so much cleaner; hoovering is a doddle.
  2. Doors can be closed at will without consequences.
  3. Less greasy meat-pieces strewn around the floor; fewer flies.
  4. Can go on trips without making arrangements.
  5. Ripped furniture, clothes and skin a thing of the past.

You know, we should have had this idea years ago ...

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