Five advantages of a dead cat

1. The carpets are so much cleaner; hoovering is a doddle.
2. Doors can be closed at will without consequences.
3. Less greasy meat-pieces strewn around the floor; fewer flies.
4. Can go on trips without making arrangements.
5. Ripped furniture, clothes and skin a thing of the past.

You know, we should have had this idea years ago ...