Question for SNP supporters. You say you don't want to be a satellite country of the English. And I understand that, the history and everything. But why switch to becoming a satellite of the Germans instead?
We all like the Germans, of course. It was the satellite bit you should be worried about.
My advice: vote for your independence and then keep it. Like a grown-up country. Norway comes to mind. And Switzerland.
So don't apply to join the EU - and you do know they intend to humiliate you, right?