A tall, elegant woman speaking into her mobile phone.
"I'm worried about Gucci."
"Yes, they're special cats, a rare breed. I can't let them go out. They spend all day on our rather comfortable couches and playing in our deep-pile carpets, but I'm worried."
"No, Gucci has taken to vomiting and excreting on our bed. Imagine! I thought it was attention-seeking, but the vet said she's probably stressed."
"No, I think she's being bullied by Chanel ..."
Overheard at 'The Cottage Inn', Maiden's Green, near Bracknell while waiting for a business colleague to arrive for lunch, 15/3/06.