A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:
“The driver just insulted me, I'd like to give him a piece of my mind!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him – I’ll hold your monkey.”
Old but good.