|From Lidl, actually|
Proud of herself, she asked me to step into the kitchen:
"I've bought something new."I gazed blindly around in confusion, my eyes eventually alighting on the pepper pot.
"You bought some new pepper?"The new cactus was on the window ledge. I had been staring right at it.
It may be called 'Blindsight'.
She joked that if she ran away and replaced herself with another woman, it might be .. well, two weeks before I realised.