According to The Daily Telegraph, Bristolian Parrot Man - who has 110 tattoos, 50 piercings and a split tongue - has now had both his ears removed by a surgeon in a six hour operation.
"I am so happy it's unreal, I can't stop looking in the mirror."The eccentric Mr Richards has given his severed ears to a friend who "will appreciate them" and is now planning to find a surgeon prepared to turn his nose into a beak.
Here's a bonus picture of Parrot Man with one of his pet parrots (which may conceivably be a dead parrot).
I would say he'd have a rich social life, wouldn't you?