Monday, July 07, 2008

Ugly Baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:

“The driver just insulted me, I'd like to give him a piece of my mind!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him – I’ll hold your monkey.”


Old but good.