1. Penetration Bomber
An early reality-TV programme followed RAF pilots training for low-level penetration missions. Specifically they were tasked with dropping nuclear bombs on Russia. One of the rookie pilots was a bulky, walrus-type guy. His instructor assessed him to camera: "He's OK, but frankly, he's never going to set the world on fire!"
We were so profoundly grateful to hear that.
2. Snow
The first snow of winter this morning.
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| A sprinkling in our back garden |
It's gone now.
3. Interview
Do you remember the standard answer to this tough interview question: "What would you say was your greatest fault?" ...
"I think my greatest fault is that I can be too modest."Love it. I think my greatest fault is that I can be too imaginative.
Pain
As a bonus, this gem from Abstruse Goose.
