Friday, December 22, 2006

Rabbitcide at Penton Corner

Imagine the shock and horror in the local population when this appalling sight greeted the early riser yesterday.

A possible suspect hove into view shortly afterwards, powering through an open window like a genuine thief in the night.

Investigation sources report that the violence done to the victim seems beyond the capability of the prime suspect: perhaps Mr. Fox had something to do with it.