After 14 hours travelling, we arrived back this afternoon from Dubai.
Something I heard on Dubai radio a while ago.
She: "If I died, would you marry again?"
He: "Maybe."
She: "And would she live in this house?"
He: "I suppose so."
She: (coyly): "And would she sleep in our bed?"
He: (reluctantly): "Hmm - I guess so."
She: "And would she use my golf clubs?"
He: "No, she's left handed ..."
I believe this was an advert for, in fact, golf clubs.